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EMOTIONAL
RESCUE
Stanley
Jefferson - Melody Maker 1986
Out on several limbs, by no means all of them his own, Matt
Johnson is slowly unveiling The The again. Stanley Jefferson
sidled over to check on the patients progress.
This is the way it has to be. Not Anglophobia and slumping
ever outwards through grimy towns and past waving girls. No
wind or rain, or gritty eyes, just something very precise
and very measured in a medium sized corner of Matt Johnsons
record company. Some blood and feathers, some vast ships in
tiny bottles bobbing between us, and right in the middle,
some records.
The first is A Pop Single called Heartland, by
The The; Matt Johnsons sanely mad tumble of ideas smartened
into sufficient neatness to get into the passing out parade,
but quite likely to whip a howitzer out of its top pocket
and blast the neighbours to kingdom come.
Heartland is one of the few songs written in the
last 10 years where the words mean more than Isnt
lurve a bitch especially now the suns come out baby,
and yet where you can still listen to them without nodding
off. Kind of Ghost Town meets Ever Fallen
In Love played on a ghetto blaster in a piss-stained
precinct.
Heartland is almost a hit and almost invisible,
but its nibbling, swelling. INFECTING. The start of
something..
Somewhere else in the room theres a record called Sweet
Bird Of Truth. A sprawling, terrifying roar through
the mouth of a fighter pilot over the Middle East. Pop as
in Bang and, through the crackle, an ambiguously moving mixture
of machismo and regret. Sweet Bird Of Truth was
deleted the day it was released and sold out in less time
than it takes to hijack a Jumbo Jet. This surprised some people.
The third record might be glittering or a throbbing open sore.
Its and LP called Infected.
You scare your record company, dont you Matt?
They fucking should be scared. I try to keep them on
their toes, its healthy..
Johnson sits across the bank managerial desk from me, scratching
God-knows-what into the wooden surface. Ludicrously healthy,
effusive and honest about the way things ought to be (I
love lying to people, winding them up). Theres
a warm tremble pitched somewhere between confidence and arrogance
and more smart lines than an office full of old men. Matts
the kind of guy I could get to like.
Whats this Heartland malarkey all about
then?
Its about American foreign policy.
Yes.
Its about the way that Britain used to be a world
leader and now its a leader at the art of decline.
I can understand why people up in tower blocks in
Manchester or Liverpool are doing drugs. That escapism and
kind of immediate good feeling must be something when youre
leading such an awful life.
And.
And its a song. Its a very, very good song.
Its the sort of song that could be played anywhere,
on any instruments and still make you shiver.
And is it really important?
Its an observation. Its important to me
and maybe itll be important to some others. I mean,
its not going to change the world or anything, but Im
just getting so sick of the bland, faceless, drivel that seems
to be clogging up just about every area of music at the moment.
For a while, after the success of This Is The Day,
Uncertain Smile and the Soul Mining
LP, it would have been easy to have joined in the parade of
popular music but, after hanging around in the vicinity, Matt
dived into some bushes for a think. How great was the temptation
to scurry after them with the comeback?
It would have been easy for me to write another twenty
versions of Uncertain Smile, Im totally
sure about that, but there really didnt seem any point.
How I want The The to operate has never revolved around writing
hit singles or copies of what Ive done before. Thats
one of the reasons why Ive never wanted a band as such.
If you have a band, youre tied down to a certain form
of instrumentation for every song. There isnt a single
song of mine where the instrumentation is the same, and thats
so liberating.
Infected pulsates beneath our feet, throwing out
sad blossoms and fiercely burning fruit. Around us the music
business continues its usual blundery existence. Whos
infected who, I wonder?
Ive been lucky in working with Stevo, partly because
he can organise and publicise effectively, but mostly because
he recognises the value of un-predicatability and not always
doing things the obvious way. That helps a lot.
Is it an eccentric LP?
Its a record about western desire, about the venereal
disease of the soul, about multinational corporations
I beg your pardon?
Like Coca Cola. Ive got this Coke motif running
all the way through the songs, like, in the video for Heartland,
theres this girl drinking from the Coke bottle and all
the drinks running down her chin and her T-shirt. I
wanted it all to be tricking into my mouth but they said they
didnt think certain people would have been able to take
it!
Do you fall in love very easily Matt?
I used to. I get infatuated easily, especially if the
object of that infatuation is just totally unattainable, that
always feels so brilliant. Just that MOMENT, you know what
I mean?
That moment seems to gush through The The most
explicitly in something like Uncertain Smile,
its very title pinning down, in half light, some glorious
butterfly that could so easily turn to dust.
I do love to concentrate on those really intense moments
that everyone experiences. Like, when you meet a really gorgeous
girl or youre walking, like in Heartland,
through a certain area of London. At times like that, things
take on a magical atmosphere, a certain electricity. They
transcend everyday life. Thats what Im trying
to capture on my records.
Are you drawn to vulnerability?
Im not sure. I was thinking the other day that
what really appeals to me is melancholy. Not obsessive suicide
freaks wandering around trying to top themselves all over
the place, but the kind of way that melancholy can be used
and turned into quite a positive thing. All the best things
Ive written have come when Ive been at my least
happy. I certainly dont hold with all the starving-artist-suffering-for-his-public
business, but I do think that sadness can be quite healthy.
In the middle of all this diverted energy, this twisty creation,
out pops a book from his pocket. The Only Living Witness
tells the story of American mass murderer Ted Bundy who wanted
to kill because it was like possessing a Porsche or a pot
plant. The pictures inside show him to be a charming, attractive
man, only the testimonies illuminating the bile and the poison
and the ugliness fighting, and occasionally succeeding, to
get out. Its in us all they say. In me. In you?
I always say, Oh no, I could never kill,
but I think we all get rid of whatever is inside us in difference
ways. It might be playing music, it mighty be writing, it
might be being a plumber. Obviously, in some cases, its
being a murderer. My brother was reading this book about the
murderer Dennis Nielson the other day, and its terrifying
to think that theres probably loads more people like
him all over the place. Sitting next to you on the bus or
something.
The thing is, when youre not doing anything with
your life, its so easy for all these different sides
of your personality to take over, like apathy and despair.
When me and my brothers were young, we used to live above
the pub that our dad owned and we used to just lie in bed
all day watching videos and ordering food like it was room
service or something. Our dad used to come upstairs and say
Get out of bed and do something you good for nothing
lazy bastards. I realised that I could quite easily
waste the rest of my life just lying there.
For my video
..in Bolivia I want all these 12-year-old
prostitutes and dwarves dressed up in Marilyn Monroe and Elvis
masks to drive a pink Cadillac and re-enact the assassination
of John F Kennedy
If youre creative, its so much easier because
youve always got that to cling to and draw upon. If
youre working on some assembly line or something for
years and years, then, one day, you go in and find out that
youve lost your job, it must be so crushing. You could
just go home, lie down and never have anything to make you
get up for the rest of your life.
You see, I dont think Ive particularly got
a work ethic, the whole phrase sounds so grey and puritanical.
What I HAVE got is the attitude that people ought to be taught
to cope with their time, to be able to take advantage of it
and really use it. Otherwise they can just fade away.
Or they shoot smack.
In a way, I can understand why people up in tower blocks
in Manchester or Liverpool or somewhere, are doing drugs.
That escapism and kind of immediate good feeling must be something
when youre leading such an awful life. What does annoy
me is all these poor little rich kids taking drugs just for
something to do. Theyre born with silver syringes in
their mouths and theyve got this whole attitude to doing
drugs which is so crap. As far as Im concerned, let
them fucking die.
Dont you think everyone needs to be addicted to something?
I think they probably do, whether its drugs or
drink or power or whatever. Im addicted to people, I
just cant do without them.
And yet The The remains such a solitary, self-reflective affair.
Thats probably because Im so much of a perfectionist
about what I do. Im only happy if everything is exactly
right and the best way for that to happen seems to be for
me to do it myself. Im starting to work with other people
and write things that arent quite so much geared towards
me. Sweet Bird Of Truth, for example, which I
wanted to be kind of microcosm of the situation in the Middle
East, is written in the third person. I always thought that
I could never write anything other than in the first person,
or that I could never write about something which Id
not experienced. It was a good exercise for me to do that
song.
As well as that, theres actually a duet on the
album that I do with Neneh Cherry. Shes got this incredible
voice that goes off in all these different directions and
does all these things you never expect. The songs called
Slow Train To Dawn and, again, its about
the perfect moment, where the mans lying in bed smoking
a cigarette watching in the light of it, bead of sweat running
along the womans back. Its a great song and Im
not ashamed of saying that.
Would you enjoy the move away from it simply being Matt Johnson,
The One Man Band?
Well The The was always conceived as being quite a mysterious,
low profile thing. I never had my picture on the sleeves.
I always had one of my brothers paintings. In many ways
it was like Public Image Limiteds initial idea of how
they should work but, of course, they turned out to be just
a bunch of old junkies, far too lazy to follow it through.
Im definitely going to follow it through and,
although I still dont really like the idea of bands,
after all the oil and the vinegar always separates in the
end, The The doesnt have to be confined to just me.
Of course I would like to get some sort of loosely affiliated
band together, but Id also like to get together some
good songs, singers and producers and put it out. I wouldnt
write any of it, I wouldnt sing or play on the album.
I wouldnt even produce it. Itd come out as The
The and, even though I hadnt had anything to do with
it, Id rake in all the money. Itd be brilliant.
Johnsons love of the grand folly, rooted in some kind
of deep seriousness, stretches to the concert for the Infected
LP. As you sit reading this, a video for the entire LP is
being shot in various far flung climes throughout the world,
from Harlem brothels to Bolivian shanty towns.
In Bolivia, I want all these 12 years old prostitutes
and dwarves dressed up in Marilyn Monroe and Elvis masks,
then were going to drive through a small village in
a pink Cadillac re-enact the assassination of John F Kennedy.
Its going to be like a Fellini film or something.
Unsurprisingly, record companies being the cowardly custards
they are, such verve is frowned upon, and Johnson is squeezed
back into the wacko pop singer box. Incidents like the nervous
disease that blinded him for a while and atmospheres like
the solid. Sledgehammer pop crunch of Infected
are politely passed over and hidden behind photos of Spandau
Ballet on the mantelpiece.
This time, however, hes going to be rather difficult
to ignore. Right now Infected is up on the mountain
somewhere, trickling into a tiny spring but before long itll
be flooding through, hacking your senses and turning pink
pop milk shakes into neat vodka. Open your arms, your legs
and maybe even your wallets. Sometimes infection is the only
cure.
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